dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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