So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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