i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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