people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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