Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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