just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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