I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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