I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
two words: eviction party
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
