I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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