I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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