Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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