They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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