At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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