Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I did not marry a roomba.
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