Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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