he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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