Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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