he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I was not drunk enough for that final.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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