Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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