Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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