That's intense
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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