Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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