If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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