The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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