i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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