I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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