I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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