My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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