i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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