now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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