So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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