You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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