how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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