it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
