She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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