I am puke
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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