Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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