I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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