Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
