Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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