we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
