You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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