I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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