You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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