do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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