i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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