East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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