he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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