I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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