i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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