i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
